gambling problem

When  I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the  one
that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."

So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has
a seven. What do I do?"

[Note - sounds like Steven Wright - ed.]

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