Bear Identification

How to tell the species of bear you are looking at:

Go over to him, and kick him in the behind.  Run up a nearby tree.
If he climbs the tree and eats you, he's a black bear.  If he
knocks the tree down and eats you, he's a grizzly.

--  October 1990 Backpacker Magazine

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