A little 69

A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an
elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69.  I'm in the mood for
some 69."

"Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans his wife.

"Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so do you!"

"What time is it?"

"1:30."

"You want me to get up at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the
two of us?"

[Attributed to Rabbi Boruch Lipsky] [Ed:  And reportedly also in
Playboy]

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