A nice planter

        A woman was talking to her friend "over the fence" when she
        noticed her husband coming home carrying a bunch of flowers.

        Her friend said "Isn't that nice, he's bringing you flowers."

        The woman said "Great - that means another weekend flat on my
        back with my feet up in the air!"

        The friend said "What's the matter, don't you have a vase?"


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