Life in the NCAA?

[ It's original.  Would a real comedian take credit for this? ]

Recently, six members of the University of Nevada Las Vegas 
basketball team were suspended from the team for "failure to 
pay long distance phone bills..."

Gee, wouldn't it have been simpler just to garnishee their wages?


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