Re: Five Kinds of Sex...

you are so fukin funny

"righter" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> There are five kinds of sex:
>
> 1. Smurf Sex.  This kind of sex happens when you first meet
>    someone and you both have non-stop sex until you are blue
>    in the face.
>
> 2. Kitchen Sex.  This is when you have been with your
>    partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
>    have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
> 3. Bedroom Sex.  This is when you have been with your
>    partner for a long time.  Your sex has gotten routine and
>    you usually have sex in your bedroom.
>
> 4. Hallway Sex.  This is when you have been with your
>    partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
>    hallway you both say "F___ You."
>
> 5. Courtroom Sex.  This is when your wife cannot stand you
>    any more.  She takes you to court and screws you in front
>    of everyone.
>
>