25 SIGNS THAT PROVE - "YOU'VE GROWN UP"

25 SIGNS THAT PROVE - "YOU'VE GROWN UP"
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> 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
> won't turn down the stereo.
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
> 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
> than settle, your stomach.
> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> pregnancy tests.
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
> drink that much again."
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is not for playing
> games.
> 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> doesn't apply to you.