Re: You got boar semen in my peanut butter

No, you got peanut butter in my boar semen.


Lady Veteran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>  I didn't tell you to stop!
>
>  Lady Veteran
>
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>  Be sure to order a case of Bobbi Sanchez's Old Fashioned Boar
>  Nog, the creamy goodness that made Dallas famous.
>
>  Orders now accepted on our company newsgroup:
>
>  alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez
>
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>  "I sucked a crank and held a general's rank
>  when the blitzkrieg raged and boars stank..."
>   -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Lesbians
>
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>  Support bristly boars - they're the only friends
>  some people have." -Stephen Wright
>
>  -------------------------------------------
>
>  For all those men who believe that there's no
>  reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk
>  free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
>  as they have wised up to the fact that for
>  creamy goodness of boar semen it's worth buying
>  the entire pig!
>  ---Anonymous
>
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>
>  Ridicule of fat smelly lesbians is never acceptable.
>  Those who insist on doing this are living
>  examples of that old Chink proverb:
>
>  Lesbian who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
>
>  Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool:
>  Open mouth and drink that creamy goodness.
>  In other words, I love boar semen.
>
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>  The common excuse of those who take away my donuts
>  is that they desire their good but I know they just
>  want that creamy center. Which reminds me I have to
>  go suck on a boar.
>
>   - Luc de Clapiers de Vauvenargues 1715 - 1747
>  ----------------------------------------------------
>  Women show their character in nothing more clearly
>  than by what they think drinkable. Boar semen being
>  a perfect example.
>
>   - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749 - 1834
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>  A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and
>  won't approve of drinking creamy boar semen.
>
>   - Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
>  -----------------------------------------------------
>  Poor is the person who must live by begging priests for money.
>  -----------------------------------------------------
>  Remember that salad was built by amatuers and the
>  super size value meal by professionals - Unknown
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>  Janet Reno is in mourning. Her God, Rosie O'Donnell, quit her show and
>  has adopted a mannish haircut but still won't return her calls.
>  This means I have a chance to rut with that smelly fatty. I bet she stinks
>  like boar Praise Bog!
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>  NR is responsible for posting my likeness into lesbian websites.
>  I can't wait to suck some twat.
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>  Marty the owner of this group has made me horny then
>  turned down my offers to join in bristly boar orgies.
>  He will be brought up on charges any minute now. He
>  is being warned. At any moment he will be charged.
>  I am warning him. Right now. At this time. Because he
>  will be warned. This is a warning. A final warning.
>  I warn him. That was the last warning. Marty I warn you.
>  That is the only warning he will get. Marty you better
>  watch out. I am giving you this only final last warning.
>  I mean it this time. Better watch out. For the rest
>  of your life you will be looking over your shoulder
>  wondering if I am warning you for the last time...and
>  I shall be busy drowning my sorrows in boar semen.
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>  Robin King lives her fantasies involving sex with big fat stinky boars.
>  She can't have my sticky goodness of boar semen. It is all mine.
>  ----------------------------------------------------
>  I will not even attempt to explain my love of lesbianism
>  and boar semen. My friends know that lesbian boar sex is
>  a beautiful thing and my enemies will never believe that
>  the love between a fat lesbian and a hot rutting boar is
>  the highest expression of feminism. I do not give a damn
>  about my enemies.
>  They can rot in Hell.
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>  The real Lady Veteran just loves anonymous
>  remailers. If you read something that looks
>  like it is from Lady Veteran and the originator
>  isn't an anonymous remailer-it is a FORGERY by
>  certain diseases called heterosexuals.
>  The REAL Lady Veteran has nothing to hide about
>  her lesbianism and love of creamy boar sex, twat hams,
>  thick alien probes and monster boar cock dildos and is
>  not ashamed to stand up and be counted for her beliefs
>  as a lesbian, anal probe craving, boar loving and smelly woman.
>
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