Re: Order your creamy boar goodness now

Lady Veteran wrote:
> 
> And avoid the holiday rush.

I'm ordering via the web this year.

> 
> Lady Veteran
> 
> ------------------------------------
> Be sure to order a case of Bobbi Sanchez's Old Fashioned Boar
> Nog, the creamy goodness that made Dallas famous.
> 
> Orders now accepted on our company newsgroup:
> 
> alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez
> 
> ------------------------------------
> "I sucked a crank and held a general's rank
> when the blitzkrieg raged and boars stank..."
>  -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Lesbians
> 
> ------------------------------------------------
> Support bristly boars - they're the only friends
> some people have." -Stephen Wright
> 
> -------------------------------------------
> 
> For all those men who believe that there's no
> reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk
> free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
> as they have wised up to the fact that for
> creamy goodness of boar semen it's worth buying
> the entire pig!
> ---Anonymous
> 
> -------------------------------------------
> 
> Ridicule of fat smelly lesbians is never acceptable.
> Those who insist on doing this are living
> examples of that old Chink proverb:
> 
> Lesbian who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
> 
> Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool:
> Open mouth and drink that creamy goodness.
> In other words, I love boar semen.
> 
> -------------------------------------------------
> The common excuse of those who take away my donuts
> is that they desire their good but I know they just
> want that creamy center. Which reminds me I have to
> go suck on a boar.
> 
>  - Luc de Clapiers de Vauvenargues 1715 - 1747
> ----------------------------------------------------
> Women show their character in nothing more clearly
> than by what they think drinkable. Boar semen being
> a perfect example.
> 
>  - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749 - 1834
> ----------------------------------------------
> A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and
> won't approve of drinking creamy boar semen.
> 
>  - Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Poor is the person who must live by begging priests for money.
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Remember that salad was built by amatuers and the
> super size value meal by professionals - Unknown
> ========================================================
> Janet Reno is in mourning. Her God, Rosie O'Donnell, quit her show and
> has adopted a mannish haircut but still won't return her calls.
> This means I have a chance to rut with that smelly fatty. I bet she stinks
> like boar Praise Bog!
> -----------------------------------------------------
> NR is responsible for posting my likeness into lesbian websites.
> I can't wait to suck some twat.
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Marty the owner of this group has made me horny then
> turned down my offers to join in bristly boar orgies.
> He will be brought up on charges any minute now. He
> is being warned. At any moment he will be charged.
> I am warning him. Right now. At this time. Because he
> will be warned. This is a warning. A final warning.
> I warn him. That was the last warning. Marty I warn you.
> That is the only warning he will get. Marty you better
> watch out. I am giving you this only final last warning.
> I mean it this time. Better watch out. For the rest
> of your life you will be looking over your shoulder
> wondering if I am warning you for the last time...and
> I shall be busy drowning my sorrows in boar semen.
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Robin King lives her fantasies involving sex with big fat stinky boars.
> She can't have my sticky goodness of boar semen. It is all mine.
> ----------------------------------------------------
> I will not even attempt to explain my love of lesbianism
> and boar semen. My friends know that lesbian boar sex is
> a beautiful thing and my enemies will never believe that
> the love between a fat lesbian and a hot rutting boar is
> the highest expression of feminism. I do not give a damn
> about my enemies.
> They can rot in Hell.
> --------------------------------------------------
> The real Lady Veteran just loves anonymous
> remailers. If you read something that looks
> like it is from Lady Veteran and the originator
> isn't an anonymous remailer-it is a FORGERY by
> certain diseases called heterosexuals.
> The REAL Lady Veteran has nothing to hide about
> her lesbianism and love of creamy boar sex, twat hams,
> thick alien probes and monster boar cock dildos and is
> not ashamed to stand up and be counted for her beliefs
> as a lesbian, anal probe craving, boar loving and smelly woman.
> 
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Worst Flamer of the Year nominee, Jimmy Butterfield, once again runs to
AUK for help and confirms those nasty "rumors" were indeed true:

From: Starshine Moonbeam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: (Proposal) Usenet Valhalla
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 21:53:37 -0600
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Phoenix, there should be a circle for usenet valhalla for the 
kookologists that Dean's trying to RL. If he's *that* pissed, obviously 
the k00kologists are doing something right.

-
mhm 31x9
Smeeter #28, 29, or 30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Division of Incendiary Devices)
StArSHiNe_MoOnbEAm aT HoTMaIL DoT cOM




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