Re: this sounds like a whine I know.....

Dear Murat,

Well, what a surprise it is to see you. Last time we talked to the 
management at the asylum, they assured us you wouldn't get free. Looks 
like you fooled them! I'll be phoning them shortly.

It's sad to see you're off your medication again. Even if you're off 
wandering the streets, you really should consider taking it. Paranoid 
delusions one UseNet are one thing, but you know what it's like to get 
maced by a cop! This time, at least, try not to take a swing at them.

Dr. Smith (your proctologist) asked me to tell you to stop calling his 
house. He's seen some scatological fetishists in his lifetime, but 
you're really starting to scare him. He'd also appreciate it if you 
stopped leaving those polaroids in his mailbox. His children are 
developing a strange complex about using the front door. Poor kids can't 
even sit down to a nice ham dinner anymore without breaking into tears.

Well, I've got to go. I'll be on the lookout for COBOL programming 
positions in case you feel like taking a job. Not too many of those left 
these days! I'll do my best to see they don't ask you anything technical 
in the interview. We wouldn't want you embarrassing yourself!

Yours,
--MuffinHead