Re: New Player Needs Some Advice

> > Doug Grant (Tm)
> > >
> Welcome back oh great one.
> 
> Big Ed

Somebody is spooffing Doogie, and not doing a very good job of it.
Here's an actual Doogie post from last week for those wondering what
he is up to:

HOPE AND WONDER

I hope that, much like those smart troops in Vietnam, the
coalition forces (and any other entity in Iraq that is subject to
attack) are smart enough to dig deep trenches or moats around
their permanent headquarters or billets, with command detonated
explosives attached to all entry ramps.

A. I also hope that eventually chicken wire with vertical plastic
planks inserted in the wire can be mounted at most intersections
subject to ambush or other obvious ambush sites. The RPG's will
hit the chicken wire planks and not the convoy vehicles. (This
Chicken Wire shield was first used in Can Tho, Vietnam, at the
Melton U.S. Army billeting Hotel. This barrier effectively
prevented RPG's and Grenades from hitting the Hotel rooms).

B. I also hope that flanking wheels containing armor or planked
chicken wire can be rigged to trucks 2&1/2 tons or larger. The
axles connecting to the wheels (resembling training wheels on a
bicycle) can support deflective shields on the flanks of the
trucks. RPG's and shrapnel from explosives will hit those
flanking shields before striking the trucks. (This process would
require front and rear flanking wheels to be mounted on the
trucks, and deflective shields mounted on both axles of the
flanking wheels).

I also hope that coalition forces are smart enough to dig deep
trenches on the shoulders of the main supply routes in Iraq. This
process will force the goons to place their mines or command
detonated bombs on the surface of the road, in plan sight,
instead of hidden in debris on the shoulder of the route.

I also hope that if the MSR (Main Supply Route) shoulders have
not been trenched, then Armor or mine sweepers will drive ahead
and flanking all convoys as the convoys proceed. (Shoulder
trenches will not of course prevent mines and bombs that are
buried under the surface of the road and that is why these roads
must be swept before any convoy passes).

A. If the routes are not swept immediately prior to the convoy,
the armor reinforced mine sweepers should lead the convoy. (Note
it is difficult and time consuming to dig a hole deep enough to
hide a major explosive. Forcing the goons to do so means they are
more likely to been seen than not. Also, since many of these
mines are command detonated, the mine sweeper must also use
highly effective metal detectors. Many advanced metal detectors
can detect a large metal device from quite a distance. If the
explosive is constructed exclusively of plastic ((C4 type
material)) with a connecting detonation cord and blasting cap, or
detonated by remote control, then explosive detectors must be
also used on the sweepers. Explosives consisting exclusively of
plastic materials would be very uncommon as the explosives
typically need metal to produce shrapnel).

I also hope that Predators or other aircraft are used to film all
convoy routes immediately prior to any military convoy using that
route. If the shoulders of these routes have been trenched, then
special attention should be directed to any lumps or indentations
in the surface of the road. Previous films of the road can be
compared to the present film for any anomalies.

I also hope that all military and commercial aircraft are
equipped with countermeasures in respect to Surface to Air
missiles. I have been told some of these countermeasure devices
are portable, and they can be transferred from Aircraft to
Helicopter and back again fairly easily.

I also hope that all open Donkey carts in Iraq are outlawed. The
goons are using these carts as remote controlled rocket or mortar
launchers.

I also hope that all male teenagers in Mosul and Trkrit are
rounded up, identified, interrogated and educated as to what the
Iraq government is trying to accomplish for them in Iraq.

I also hope the families of all coalition forces that have been
killed in Iraq sue Al-Jeezeria (a.k.a. Propaganda) and other
media that are promoting the murder of the peacekeepers and Iraqi
civilians. During these lawsuits, I hope all assets of these
pro-terrorist murdering thug "media" are frozen until the outcome
of such lawsuits.

I also hope that all oil pipeline destruction is simply
immediately bypassed with new pipe. I have been told the American
engineers can bypass all sections of destroyed oil pipeline in
less than 12 hours. No wonder, regardless of the constant attacks
on the Iraqi oil pipelines, the oil production in Iraq has
already surpassed the oil production even before the first Gulf
war.

I also hope the Iraqi Provisional Government establishes a "tip
line" where Iraqi citizens can tipoff the Iraqi Government in
respect to terrorists or their financiers or supporters operating
in their area. Any tip that leads to the prevention of a
terrorist attack, or the arrest or elimination of terrorists or
their supporters, should be rewarded handsomely and
confidentially.

I also hope that all coalition convoy routes and schedules are
not revealed to any Iraqi personnel, regardless of that Iraqi's
position in the Government, Army or Police Force. The
responsibility of many ambushes of major allied operations and
convoys in Vietnam was traced back to information provided the
enemy coming from Vietnamese personnel that were in the employ of
the US Government. These spies were responsible for at least 75%
of all major convoy and major operation ambushes in Vietnam.

I also hope the news I am hearing in respect to the coalition
forces placing disguised hidden video cameras in most of the
major cities and neighborhoods in Iraq is true. (Some of these
cameras are smaller than a silver dollar).

I also hope that all coalition patrols and convoys will now carry
video cameras mounted on their vehicles the same as our Police
cars in the USA.

I also hope that all convoy routes in Iraq are carefully swept
for bombs and mines prior to any convoy traveling that route.

I also hope that no military personnel are allowed to travel
alone, or in groups less than ten, or without armor or helicopter
support.

I wonder where are all the so-called "war protesters" when the
radical Muslims murder innocent people? If these "war protesters"
were really against war, then why did they fail to "protest" when
Saddam was murdering an estimated one million innocent people? If
these "war protesters" are really against war, then why do these
"protesters" fail to protest when radical Muslim goons murder all
those Israelis, Indians, Iraqis, Turks, Brits, Americans,
Australians, Italians, Poles, Ukranes, Kuwaitis, Indonesians,
Malaysians, New Zealanders, Germans, and others?

I wonder where are all the United Nations condemnations when the
radical Muslims murder innocent people?

I wonder where the outrage of the world is hiding in respect to
Iran's hidden nuclear weapon's program?

I wonder where the outrage of the world is hiding in respect to
Syria receiving WMD from Saddam immediately prior to the
liberation of Iraq?

I wonder when the rest of the civilized world is going to finally
realize that radical Islam is a plague on the entire world, and
whether they like it or not, each free nation of the world will
be forced to eventually fight and destroy radical Islam, or
succumb to it.

I wonder when the civilized world is going to finally address the
nest of radical Islam in Iran and Syria, and thereby destroy the
resources of all the terrorists?



I hope and I wonder about many things. But what I do not need to
hope and wonder about is the eventual end to this war . . . the
terrorists will lose.

Doug Grant (Tm)
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