Re: I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner

Phil <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> nattered on 
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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:38:31 GMT, "Lew Bryson"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
>><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>>> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>>>
>>> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
>>> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
>>> instead.  After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
>>> another.  That's when I started telling them how they were turning
>>> into alcoholics.  Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
>>> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic.  Would any of
>>> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
>>> reason for drinking"?
>>
>>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
> 
> I'll bet he's an asshole, too.

Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.