Re: I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:38:31 GMT, "Lew Bryson"
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>> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>>
>> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
>> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
>> instead.  After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
>> another.  That's when I started telling them how they were turning
>> into alcoholics.  Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
>> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic.  Would any of
>> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
>> reason for drinking"?
>
>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.

I'll bet he's an asshole, too.


Phil