OT Forgive your enemies (joke warning)

The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."  He asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"  About half held up their
hands.  He then repeated his question.  Now about 80 percent held up
their hands.  Again, he repeated his question. All responded by raising
their hands, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"  "I don't
have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"  "Ninety-three."
she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the>congregation how a
person cannot have an enemy in the>world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's
easy, I just outlived all those bitches."

Roberta in D