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Re: Joke: Christmas Stamps (one for Mette)



On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 22:10:47 +0100, "Mette" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>:-)))))))
>No such problems in a country issuing only Christmas Seals
>(for charitable purpuses), but not Christmas Stamps for
>postage.
>--
>Ann Mette Heindorff (Mette)
>return address invalid
>http://danish-christmasseals.school.dk



A Greenlandic woman goes to the post office to buy 
seals and to mail her Christmas greeting cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I please have 40 seals?"

The clerk says, "What type?"

The woman says, "Has it come to this? Please give me:  
2 Harbour Seals, 3 Grey Seals, 1 Hooded Seal,  
1 Bearded Seal, 4 Monk Seals, 1 Harp Seal, 
2 Ringed Seals, 1 Largha Seals,  
1 Caspian Sea Seal, 1 Lake Baikal Seal,  
2 Ribbon Seals, 1 Leopard Seal, 1 Crabeater Seal, 
2 Ross Seals, 4 Weddell Seals,  
3 elephant Seals, ... and Oh, yes... 
you better include 10 Christmas seals."
 


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