Re: Fine for creating a wake: $27,500

>"Florida Keyz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>Seems to me

>1.IF wakes will damage the bridge, is it safe for cars?

Yes...till it falls.  Then it will be unsafe.  Just ask the Gov't.

>2. How will they prevent the wind from kicking up the water there?

They will ban the wind.  And if the wind blows, they will assess a $27,500
fine against God for each occurrance.  The fine will be collected from all
churches in the area regardless of denomination.  Those who don't believe in
God will get a refund (even though they didn't pay anything to begin
with...just like the income tax rebate for those who didn't pay any taxes).