Tony George Sells Indy Racing League and Indy Car Racing

A big, but yet to be named baking powder conglomerate has swallowed up all the Hullman 
assets and incarcerated Tony George for creating a race series as exciting as the city 
of Indianapolis is itself.

All the rednecks will gather for mass ritual suicide at 10th and Georgetown this 
Sunday.

Thank Gawd Fer Tony George.   U don't kneed no educatin to luv IRL