Re: marketing momentum

Without a doubt, this has to be one of the best weeks in my life!

First, I get an e-mail from this pleasant Nigerian gentleman who is seeking
someone honest and trustworthy - such as myself - to help him smuggle some
money out of the country that he has skimmed off a government program by
overbilling and otherwise cheating on contracts .

I know it's hard to believe, but he's willing to pay me - a perfect
stranger - several million dollars to help, and he'll do all the work with
a direct deposit to my bank account. All I need to do is give him that
account number. Ain't that great?

Now, here I find this nice Arab gentleman - a great supporter of U.S.
Capitalism and the American way of life, I am sure - who is offering me a
perfect place to invest most of that money for great profit.

I hope to find that money deposited in my account soon so that I may take
advantage of this great investment opportunity, and make the millions more
that are promised by this Allah-fearing individual - who is as gentle as a
lamb, according to the "human targets" who have been there.

Now, if I can only line up one of those television tax experts - who
promises to lower my tax responsibility on these millions I am about to
make to "...around $20" - I will be doing quite well.

Can life get any better??