Re: How many?

On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 19:59:28 -0500, Bill  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>On Tue, 02 Dec 2003 04:33:33 GMT, Billy Chapel
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>>
>>How many?
>>
>>How many cars do you think CART/OWRS/whatever will have on the grid
>>for whatever turns out to be their first race of the 2004 season?
>
>None, they're finished


How true - so very, very true.


>>How many races do you think CART/OWRS/whatever will be able to
>>actually hold in 2004? In 2005?
>
>None, see above


Couldn't agree more.


>>How many current CART teams and drivers do you think will be in
>>CART/OWRS/whatever in 2004?
>
>Wow, you just don't get it, do you?


Oh, I do. I was trying to see if the CHUMPS get it yet.


>>Who do you think will be the sponsors?
>
>(sound of crickets chirping)


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Absolutely! Right on the money, Bill.


>Should be one hell of a garage sale, though.


Lots of endurance Cosworths and a whole bunch of unused Fontana
credentials!

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Not to mention St. Pete press kits!

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Can't you just here Paul Tracy next year:

Tracy: "But I won something! I really did! I won a friggin'
championship!"

Bystander: "What championship?"

Tracy: "The CART championship. Of course CART is bankrupt now and out
of business, but I really did win it - I swear! I beat guys like
Haberfeld, Bourdais, Lavin - oh, never mind."

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