"Bridgestone presents Bankruptcy Powered by Ford"

"Bridgestone presents Bankruptcy Powered by Ford"

Has kind of a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Get ready to start selling those CART/MPH stock certificates on E-Bay,
CHUMPS!

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Was it CART mismanagement that killed CART, or did they just get
outmaneuvered and outplayed by an ex-coke-addict clod inheritor?

You be the judge!

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