So what do the shareholders vote on now?

So what do the CART shareholders vote on now come Dec. 19th?

Where to have lunch?

What color the casket will be?

Where Paul Tracy will race n 2004?

What to do with over 100 useless Cosworth SPEC engines they own?

How to recycle all the CART letterhead, press packets, and 2004
Schedule Cards?

What to tell Hankook tires?

What to do with the Toyota Atlantic series?

Where and when to lynch Chris Pook for burning through over $100
million dollars of their money while telling them all was just
hunky-dory?

How to handle the class action suit?

What to do with all that Simple Green?

How to get out of paying back Fontana their sanctioning fee or how to
get out of paying for the lights at Cleveland?

How they are going to eat so much crow when they go crawling back to
Tony George?

What songs to have played at the wake, and whether or not they will
have MotoRock promote it and bring along Elton John to sing "Funeral
for a Friend" and "Candle in the Wind"?

What Fat Lady to hire to sing the intro to the wake?

What to do about that Fed-Ex deal to sponsor the 2003 CART series,
period?

What Strip Club of Gentilozzi's to go to so that they can try and
forget?

What to do with all those "Bridgestone presents the CART World
Championship Series Powered by Ford" credential holders?

How to appease those ***BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS*** of
worldwide TV viewers?

How to blame the whole thing on Speed Channel?

What to tell Doug Ashford, Jason Hoehn, Brian Sweeney (in all his
various guises from granola kid to dick Cheese to Wascally Wabbit),
Chris Story, Tom Hiett, David J. Robinson, PhilipT631, SterlingLA,
Robert Lorenzini, Rik Anthrax/Zeppelin, Juan, Pickaxe, Iain Miller,
Benton Tackitt, Alan Sandoval, Maelman13, Mark McCauley,
Scottscottscott, 6andretti, Helicon One, Jtees4, Emma, etc.?
 
What they can sell on E-Bay?

The list is endless.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAA!

HILARIOUS!