FOR SALE: CART Race Tickets!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Get 'em while they're HOT!

2004 CART race tickets for venues such as St Pete (postponed), Las
Vegas (TBA), Seoul, Korea (TBD), Miami (TBD), Mexiso City (TBD),
Fontana (TBD), etc. available NOW!

Don't worry about that "TBD" stuff, either. We really don't know
whether that means To Be Deteremined, To Be Delayed, or To Be Dead.

After all, according to the pro-CART CHUMPS there most definitely will
be a 2004 CART season with all the pomp and parades you have grown to
know and love!

Make your reservations EARLY and avoid the Crushing Rush!

You wouldn't want to miss Debbie Boone performing in Seoul, now would
you?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hilarious!