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Re: Man shoots at noisy teenagers, killing one



In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] says...
>"atanarjuat" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
>news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> Where I'm from kids screeching their tires repeatedly on the street
>> >> isn't considered polite.
>> So then this will be the last time that teenagers ever screech tires
>> in the United States?  I kind of doubt it.
>Well, we as a society could address that.  I propose buying all such teen
>drivers a set of R compound tires.  Here are the advantages:
>1) It's virtually impossible to get them to make any noise.
>2) They stick like glue, but wear quickly.
>3) When they need to be replaced, they'll be relatively expensive, so the
>kids will buy cheaper tires.
>4) The next time they try anything similar to their old antics on their new
>tires, they'll crash, Big Time, thus purging themselves from the gene pool.
>Problem solved!

What if they crash into you?  Then you also end up with the problem. :)
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Alex




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