Re: Andre Jute a lowlife going nowhere

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> How does Andre Jute change a light bulb?
> 
> By standing on his useless transformers.

How many audiophiles does it tale to change a light bulb?
109.
50 to re-wire the power with Silvasalvation RX432P de-oxigenated
Golden Mean Supa Cord ( @ $672.43 a metre) all the way back to the
generating station.
2 to replace the mains fuses with a Suprashock Mercury Contact Noise
Isolation FX 583c Mark2.
10 to have the bulb re-wired with Silvasalvation BX 574N de-oxigenated
Litz interconnect.
2 to test for correct phase.
2 to replace the shade with a new improved RX 698D Supa-fidelity
shade.
1 to send the bulb away for modifications by Electrowankery & Ass'
2 to change the wall switch to a vacuum sealed mercury contact Alps
Lighting Fidelity RX678.
40 to conduct blind testing of the resultant light quality before and
after all the above mentioned modifictions & improvements.