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On 03 Dec 2003 05:54:16 GMT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Marc Phillips)
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>>>Have you seen "24 Hour Party People" yet?
>>
>>No. But I liked *28 Days Later*. Well, I liked most of it.
>>
>>I didn't like it as much as I like the bra and panties I'm wearing
>>right now, however, you will note.
>
>Then you saw what Jim did to that soldier with his thumbs. If Jim had done it
>wearing nothing but a bra and panties, would that have made the movie better?
>I thought so.
I think we need to make a movie together.
INT. CAR. OVERCAST DAY.
A cute boy with bright blue eyes looks sadly at his MOTHER. She is sat
behind the wheel. The car is motionless in traffic.
BOY
I see combine harvesters.
MOTHER looks at him and opens her face happily, with teeth, like a
triffid in song on a Sunday morning church visit.
MOTHER
And I see you burning on my lawn with all the other
fucking garbage. With my panties on. Growl.
BOY
You're terrifying. Please don't kill me.
MOTHER
You're in no position to ask favours of me,
slugger. I will soon become horrifyingly terrible in
both appearance and behaviour. You've been warned.
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