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Re: The Arches



An Essex girl and a Scots girl were talking one day.
The Scots girl said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem
but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The Essex girl asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"




"martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> AN Essex girl pushes her BMW into the Arches. She tells the Ricky  "It
>  died."
>
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> She says, "What's the story?"
> He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."
> She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
> -- 
> Martin





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