Re: Top 5 Episodes

"delius alan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> Top 5 movies with characters I'd love to slug in the face (excluding
> Max Keller):
> 1) San Francisco International Airport - w/ Trapper John "There's a
> dense smug rolling in..."
> 2) Final Justice - "YOU SONOFA_____!"
> 3) The Wild Wild World of Batwoman - Every character here deserved a
> beating.
> 4) Skydivers - Cherokee Jack - ugh!
> 5) Catelina Caper - Tommy Kirk. 'nuff said!
>
> Comments?


This last list could definitely use more Arch Hall Jr. However, the wisdom
of actually punching Arch Hall Jr. in the face is debatable. You run of a
good risk of your fist merely grazing across his cheek, as the crisco on the
surface acts as a self defense mechanism in this matter. And if you do
manage to connect, your fist will most likely be engulfed like an antibody
swallowing an outside particle. But I think it's a risk we're all willing to
take.

-- 
Evan, and don't even THINK about touching his hair!