Re: this is SO the fault of women

Dowap wrote:
> 
> In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, |3iff
> //ullins' flonk-a-roonie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > fizzle pop Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:12:30 -0800, whir sput ssssput ±
> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> weenie:
> >
> > >Text Medium wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Peter J Ross wrote:
> > >> > On Sat, 1 Nov 2003 21:37:48 -0000, Steve Leyland wrote in
> > >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >>sophie wrote:
> > >> >>: In message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Steve Leyland
> > >> >>: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes
> > >> >>:: Dave Hillstrom wrote:
> > >> >>::: on Sat, 1 Nov 2003 19:06:13 -0000, in
> > >> >>::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, i tickled "Steve Leyland"
> > >> >>::: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> till they squealed:
> > >> >>:::
> > >> >>:::: Dave Hillstrom wrote:
> > >> >>::::: you HAD to go and start telling the truth that size DOES matter.
> > >> >>::::: and NOW look what youve done.  i, personally, receive six or seven
> > >> >>::::: penis enlargement emails a DAY.
> > >> >>::::
> > >> >>:::: *you* posted teh pics, d00d.....
> > >> >>:::: those nice kind spammers are just trying to help you out!
> > >> >>::::
> > >> >>::::: and there simply WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A
> > >> >>::::: MARKET if you could have SHUT UP and kept your mouth CLOSED about
> > >> >>::::: the truth.  sheesh.
> > >> >>:::::
> > >> >>::::: next thing you know, youll all be telling us that any woman that
> > >> >>::::: sticks around for longer than three months wants a ~commitment~.
> > >> >>::::
> > >> >>:::: eeeek, the "C" word.
> > >> >>::::
> > >> >>::::: and im warning you now, the homosexuals are simply not prepared
> > >> >>::::: for a swelling of there ranks of that magnitude.  and decent
> > >> >>::::: hermit space is ALREADY hard to cum by.
> > >> >>:::
> > >> >>::: you, mister leyland, are late.
> > >> >>::
> > >> >>:: late for what?
> > >> >>:
> > >> >>: the late steve leyland?
> > >> >>: is Dave making veiled threats?
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Hmmm, perhaps so...
> > >> >>or perhaps he's just been reading too much Douglas Adams. (TINTMDA).
> > >> >>some guys *do* get upset when fun is poked at their knob-size.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > Dave, at his advanced age, ought to be *used* to being tiny in teh
> > >> > trouser department by now.
> > >>
> > >> You guys are so mean!
> > >>
> > >> Dave has those sublime throbby veins, and is a perfectly lovely size.
> > >>
> > >> > It's OK, Dave, <lie>size doesn't matter</lie>.
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> You do realize that lie^H^H^Hfact is only truly meaningful if it's said
> > >> by a woman, right?
> > >
> > >Not when it comes from a homo like Pedy Ross, Outer Filth.
> > >
> > there once was a pedo named ross.
> > his face could make blind frenchmen "toss".
> > he lived on usenet, and boy wouldn't ya bet,
> > that he coulda used some mental floss.
> >
> > *bow*
> >
> Why don't you make some groups about it? Do you write this pedo poetry
> from experience or imagination?

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come to my moist thighs
which beg for your taming

without you I am bereft
and O so cold
I am surely your type
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Jereon *finally* explains it for us all:

From: "FJ" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: PING: Adrian Smith
Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2003 23:29:27 +0200
Organization: The Brethren Of Beelzebub
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Oh, introductions: Mister Smith, meet Mister Christie (aka Mister
Gortician), special friend of Mister Humphries. Mister Christie, meet
Mister Smith, curator of the Texas Tom Museum.

And yes, Mister Smith, the gentleman in question does not like me very
much on account of yours truly having said nasty things about his Lord
and Master Mister Humphries. Usually, he isn't this forthright in
expressing his opinions on my good self since he prefers to leave that
to Mister Nescio and Miss Metet. In short, this poultry excrement is
quite easily ignored.



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