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Re: OT: Generic Movie Trailer Narration



Bernie Casey is Doctor Black!

"Hiya, Doc! You can't try that serum on a human!"

A monster he could not control
Had taken over his very soul

A screamin' demon rages inside
Turning him into Mr. Hyde!

"This is no nightmare, Doctor. You're real."

Super-strong, supernatural and super-bad!

"That's a cross between the abominable 
snowman and Willie the Werewolf!"

Indestructible! Nothing can stop him! 
Not bombs, bullets or bulldozers!

No man alive
Could take that dive!
But he's on his feet
When he hits the street!

Doctor Black and Mister Hyde!

His victim
Thinks she's tricked him!
But she hasn't a prayer
When he leaps through the air!

Shot full o' lead
An' he still ain't dead!

"In a moment, you'll look like me."

Doctor Black and Mister Hyde!

Don't give him no sass
Or he'll kick yo' ass!

Jump back, Jack,
'Fore your skull is cracked!

The barflies are tryin'
But their bodies keep flyin'!

The dude stood tall
Till his butt hit the wall!

When the boys go rushin',
Mister Hyde starts crushin'!
The crowd is [?] the blood comes gushin'!

"Don't just stand there like 
a bunch of dumb asses! Get him!"

There's a heel behind the wheel
When Hyde takes his ride!
No man can survive 
When he shifts into drive!
It ain't no jive tryin' to stay alive
Silky won't revive from his final nosedive!

"Brother, man, this situation is rapidly 
becoming insalubrious -- meaning we are 
about to stomp a mud hole in yo' ass!"

>From the first burst to the last blast,
It's Doctor Black and Mister Hyde!
Starring Bernie Casey, Rosalind Cash, Stu Gilliam!
Directed by William "Blacula" Crain!
Doctor Black and Mister Hyde!



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