VHS Review: Real Sex Magazine All Cum Shots #3

"Real Sex Magazine All Cum Shots #3" is, surprise, a compilation tape
of the climax shots from various RSM vids, specifically #21 thru #30.
As such, it's considerably better than the average throwaway comp
tape...but not all *that* much better. The tape is useful enough as a
rental to see what one has been missing in the RSM series, but since
the answer is "Not all that much," it's hardly worth buying or even
going out of one's way to find.

RSM of course is the semi-popular pro-am series that's more-or-less
introduced some of the better specimens of porn flesh to the small
screen...It's not nearly as obnoxious as Ed Power's Dirty Debutantes,
and generally better shot than Up-N-Cummers and most of the other "new
girl" series...On the other hand, there are only four scenes per
episode, and one is usually a solo scene. I understand the idea of
quality over quantity, but, let's face it, there just isn't that much
new quality in porn to be found in any given 30 days, and there's a
limit to how much I want to see of old Flavors of the Month.

So I've never gone out of my way to see any of the RSM tapes, and it's
nice to know I was justified in doing so. As a comp tape, this is
definitely better than most, even if the same set/bed gets old pretty
quick, and the action seems to be as scripted as kabuki. And it is
nice that I can die knowing that I've seen a few more of my favorite
girls doing what they do best, especially Tera Patrick, Julianna
Sterling, Shayla Heart, and Love Lee. I can see myself maybe renting
the tapes that these scenes were taken from. Maybe. If I get really
bored some night...

Anyway, here are my (very) brief notes about the clips in the order
they were presented. The number after the girls name corresponds to
the RSM ep it was taken from, natch. Don't ask me why #30 comes first.
I don't know. Only about a quarter of the girls went to
"stardom"...Another quarter or so only did one or two scenes, and most
of the rest stuck around for an average of fifteen or so vids...

1.  Gauge (30): Looking the best I've seen her, with long curly hair
in a very decent anal scene with a good facial.

2.  Jesse (30): Quite pretty blonde, with a hilariously horrified
reaction to her facial.

3.  Mei-Yu (30): Anal scene, facial into eyes.

4.  Ciara (21): AKA Layla. Passable facial.

5.  Molly Wood (21): Very cute girl, swallow facial.

6.  Sierra (21): Cute (but chubby and tattooed), but with too much
vibe footage and a barely passable facial.

7.  Papoose (21): plain black girl with tattoos. Annoying vibe but OK
facial.

8.  Mariah (22): Not *the* famed half-black Mariah. Anal scene with
vibe work. No facial--belly shot.

9.  Lee (22): AKA Love Lee, a minor fav of mine. Anal scene with
facial partly into an eye.

10. Precious Pussy Cat (22): Flat, thick, badly tattooed asian-looking
girl in a vibe/anal scene ending with a weak facial.

11. Tera Patrick (23): Excellent scene here! Tera's looking just a
little bit chubby (and I do now have to suspect that she did have a
baby at some point before her career), but she is most certainly not
her usual dead-fuck-self in this scene, which even ends with a good
facial.

12. Keri (23): Plain, whorish girl; at least there's a good facial.

13. Eve (23): *Very* cute, small-busted girl, with an excellent facial
shot.

14. Mirage (24): AKA Brianna Banks, the "sooper"star. Never cared for
her much, especially not her tattoo. Too much vibe time and a weak
facial.

15. Julianna Sterling (24): A minor fav of mine, Julianna is put
through a very painful looking DP and DPP, which is a little out of
place in this video series, but I'm not complaining. Facial scene is
excellent, and splashes in her eyes...

16. Sunshine (24): She's plain and chubby, but I liked her. Only a
passable facial, though.

17. Jezaree (25): Cute girl in a vibe/anal scene with an excellent
facial/swallow shot. Too bad about the tattoo...

18. Torie Little (25): Cute girl in a standard scene with a facial to
the eyes.

19. Kailee Arkin (25): Plain, whorish girl, wearing a bra throughout a
vibe/anal scene with a weak facial.

20. Harmony (26): Pretty but generic blonde in a standard scene with a
flubbed facial.

21. Marie Marcos (26): Plain asian, unshaven with tattoos, decent
facial.

22. Shayla Heart (26): Shayla's a minor fav of mine, and she's
extremely cute here in a very solid anal scene with a good facial.
Some interesting after-scene conversation is even included.

22. Sally (27): Cute but slightly thick blonde--no facial, climax shot
is to her modest chest.

23. Misty (27): Generic porn blonde with a big natural rack and the
slightly chubby body that usually comes with. Good facial scene.

24. Seduction (27): Busty black girl with a plain face and straight
hair; good facial.

25. Ariel (28): Cute young girl with a modest bust, but too much vibe
work and only a passable facial.

26. Sabrina (28): Another young cuties with small breasts but a thick
body; good facial.

27. Sunnie Daye (28): Yet again, young and cute, complete with big
breasts, pale skin, and baby fat. No facial though; shot to her chest.

28. Angelina (29): Blonde cutie in an anal scene (DP if you count the
vibe). Okay facial.

29. Skylar Knight (29): As pretty as her reputation, Skylar has most
adorable expression as she being dogged here...No facial, though; her
chest and neck is the target.

30. Anya (29): Extremely cute Asian girl with lovely short hair and a
small perfect body. Too much vibe footage but a good facial.

31. Angel (29): Looks like a generic Jill Kelly clone porn blonde.
Very good facial, though.

And there you have it. Worth a look just as a superior example of a
comp tape and to peruse the pro-am archives of the Real Sex Magazine
series. Rent, but do not buy.
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