Writer's needed, will pay $99 for humorous rants.

Hi, I am currently looking for writer's of humorous rants. Here is a
chance to creatively speak your mind and get for doing it.
Submissions should be 99 words or less, preferably funny, and a rant
on something that ticks you off.
My upcoming book, "Shut yer hole, it's my turn to speak" needs your
rants.
Writer's whose material is selected will get paid $99 for their
efforts upon publication.
Email rants to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]