[LNH/Elsewhirls] Miss TranslaXXXion #4 (of 4): The Legion of Net.Hedonists!

                          Miss TranslaXXXion #4 (of 4): The Legion of 
Net.Hedonists!

 "You can explain how comes to my Net.Hedonists army is?"
 "The Legion of Net.Hedonists was founded in the seventies by Make Love Lad 
and Bulging Bra Lass.  They set us this place as Legion HQ until the police 
raided the place citing city by-laws and moral standards and what not.  Then 
in the eighties, Horny Man, Licking Girl, Penthouse Zombie Lad, Pornographic 
Lad and Kid Sleaze met up through the internet and decided that the world 
needed a group dedicated to preserving the hedonistic way of life, so that 
people wouldn't forget how to enjoy themselves.  It was around this time 
that Cheesecake Photo Lad and Doctor Hmper joined the group.
 "Everything seemed to be going just fine until Doctor Killjoy showed up 
and used the Ring of Retcon to transform LNH HQ into a convent!  Just before 
he did, however, Penthouse Zombie Lad was able to send out a message saying 
'All Net.Hedonists must assemble at once to defend us from Dr. Killjoy and 
his Brotherhood of Net.Villains!'  The message was intercepted by Professor 
Ecstacy then travelled the world to gather up a team of 
All-New-All-Different-Net.Hedonists consisting of Kid Borsky, Cunnilingus 
Champ, Dominent Dude, Master Porker, Orgasmic Lass, Submissive Lass and the 
Ultimate Gimp.
 "With Dr. Killjoy defeated, Professor Ecstacy was heard to ask 'What do we 
do with fourteen hedonists?' and then he answered his own question by 
promptly arranging an orgy at the site of the recovered LNH HQ.  Since then 
others have joinede the LNH including you, me, Old Porno Man, Self-Abusing 
Letcher, Innovative-Position Dude, Hentai Girl and 
Sleeps-With-Anything-Dead-Or-Alive Lass."
 "It has is the very many pleasure operation and you."
 "Yeah, well, it's been a lot of fun working with you too."
 "You now want to obtain some pleasure?"
 "Now?  Sure.  We can go back to my room."
 "No, my here means the present."
 "Oh gosh no I couldn't."
 "Why no?"
 "Well, it may be different on your world but here even net.hedonists want 
a bit of privacy sometimes!"
 "You are very silly! Alright, lets go to its site!
 "Great!  Let's go!"

THE END

Martin

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