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Another two blasts from his Purdey & Purdey from Ye Olde Warrior Jew Zippy Wordy On 11/18/03 10:29 AM, in article [EMAIL PROTECTED], "joe green" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > If only Berryman had known. He was probably thinking about his Dad, > however -- and thinking metaphorically. > > I'll be reading the poems of Rin Tin Tin and the Lonliest Ranger. > > It all began January last year. I was at home composing an anti-war > limerick for the Poets Against the War cotillion. Working on that > last line which, as everyone knows, is usually the hardest. Suddenly, > behind me, in a strange Eastern European accent I heard a voice give > me the perfect last line. I turned around angrily – thinking that, > once again, Andrei Codrescu had invaded the sanctity of my home. But > he wasn't there – there was only my dog Abe looking at me with a > smirk. He's a Viszla – Huingarian vampire hunter dogs. He gave me a > meaningful look and I knew just what to do. Got some duct tape, a > pen, paper. Duct taped the pen to his paw and the automatic writing > began. Soon I was in contact with the spirits of two great American > icons – Rin Tin Tin and the Lonliest Ranger. Flew with Abe to NYC > where, in the sad courtyard behind the pound in Brighton Beach, Abe > dug up Rinty's and Lonliest's manuscripts. > > About Rinty: > > We know about Rinty and the movies. I'll skip that. What is not so > well known is that he was an excellent jazz guitarist. He met Billie > Holiday in the Fifties. They fell in love. No one knew. Intellectual > love. He went mad with grief after her death and -- because all dogs > know the essential existentialist insight -- decided to create himself > anew by joining the Cuban revolution. > > It doesn't work -- he tries to establish serious theatre in Cuba and > overcome the typecasting he has suffered from all of his life. > > Oh, during the first flush of revolutionary joy audiences accept him > (he thinks) as Puck in his Marxist version of "A Midsummers Nights > Dream" but soon he is reduced to playing bit parts in proletarian > dramas and then its not long before there is no place for him in the > State Theatre. > > (Or…well, the reader will have to decide for herself if Rinty's poem > "RinTinTology" is fiction…) > > He works as a street performer for a bit -- usually as Lenin -- for > the Soviet visitors Castro welcomes to the island but then is arrested > for anti-revolutionary activity when he tires of doing Lenin and tries > a stint as Trotsky. After his release he makes his living --such as it > is -- teaching the mambo to canine candidates for the Cuban National > Circus and peddling marijuana to vacationers from Bulgaria. > > In 66 he makes his move and escapes to NYC disguised as Chiquita > Banana (he never says what happened to the young girl on the cruise > ship who had been playing the part) and almost at once falls in with a > crowd of drunken stand up comic wannabes and, while stoned and driving > a dunebuggy along the beach runs down and kills poet Frank O'Hara. > > ((O'Hara died of injuries he received when he was hit by a vehicle on > the beach at Fire Island, on Long Island, New York). > > He flees to Cuba. > > He is caught and sentenced to prison again where he is released by > Castro -- one of the hardened criminals Castro sends to the US -- > where, after many adventures, he attains his dream and is acclaimed as > the "Hamlet of his Generation" by NY theatre critics. > > He gives it all up again and travels in Texas and Mexico playing > country guitar and getting in fights arguing over whether Fredric > Remington or De Kooning is the best artist. > Gives that up and moves back to NYC. His poetry begins to be known > > And then, of course, destroyed by his own loathing of his being in > time as a dog -- which is the essential cause of his typical racism > and paranoia -- all he has left -- loveless and writing this memoir in > the pound in Brighton Beach where he will be euthanized -- are > memories of his betrayals and regrets that overwhelm everything else. > > Here is his poem in which he claims to have well... killed > JFK...though it was probably only written as a kind of compensation > for not getting Leslie Howard's part in "The Manchurian Candidate." > > RinTinTology > > I never met Django > Never really wanted too, I guess > We would have "eyed each other warily" > Like the time I met Senator Jack Kennedy > Was it 57? > In the Cozy Cole me playing there > Jack with Sammy > Sammy told me he was nervous. > Jack working on his charisma thing > And me.. height of my fame > Billy there Jack wanting her to come to his table > Her not noticing and me looking at her > Playing "Vous et Moi" > Sammy said "Man, come on down see who's here." > So afterwards I sit down next to the Senator > He in black glasses smoking a Kool > Undercover or something > Billie came over. She said she liked the man > Afterwards, knew his Daddy… called him > Mr. Death. "That boy has troubles" > She said. "He was just nervous meeting me" > I told her. She could see that. > Anybody could. "He eyed you warily > Behind those shades" We laughed. > Forgot about it. I had something he wanted. > And he had something…something… > Held back… connection to.. as if he knew > About us, about me and Billy, > Something he said. Joking about Howard Hughes. > Sammy told me Jack laughed afterwards. > "Said he was nervous. Something strange. Didn't > Know why." > > In 63 in August Castro "eyed me warily." > A little moonlight, bourbon on his breath, > Backstage, the little moon a paper one > For "Midsummers Night Dream." A wood near > Athens and I had transformed it, a bit of Brecht, > All of Shakespeare, Theseus nervous knowing > That Quince knew, Flute knew, Bottom breaking > the frame, declaring the revolution and me as Puck > Leaping, flying off that stage, like Peter Pan > TO FIDEL he standing up, smiling, > Me kneeling with the flowers but he > Afterwards backstage distant and cold wondering I thought > If the applause was for him or me. > > Che was very nice, however. > Speaking one word… one word. > "Rosebud." > And I was in Dallas next was in Dallas then. > > If I could play great jazz guitar > No hands…only paws. > Why couldn't I > Slowly, hold breath, there he is > Pull the trigger > Of a Manlicher-Carcano 6.5mm rifle? > > ..... > > > And a link to an illustration of : > > "Leaping, flying off that stage, like Peter Pan > TO FIDEL he standing up, smiling, > Me kneeling with the flowers but... > > > http://blackyak.com/forbidden/rintycastro.gif
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