What not to do at the Lord of the Rings film...slightly OT :)

What not to do at the Lord of the Rings film...slightly OT :)
...and nicked obviously....

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where 
the 
hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT 
PASS!" 

After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time 
someone 
says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off 
someone's 
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of
Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, hout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout 
"RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien 
about!" 
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. OK I have cut number 14...

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around 
looking 
terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and 
shout, 
"I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and 
Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the 
Shelob 
scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of 
California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let 
herself 
go!"

22. Whenever someone takes out a sword, yell "That's not a knife! 
THIS! is 
a knife!!!"


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