Re: SEEKING LITERARY AGENT

On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 15:25:26 -0800, zenman wrote:

> Seeking a literary agent specializing in children's books who would
> like to review my completed manuscript, 'The Adventures of Fart-tastic
> Freddy.' This is the first in a series of chapter books for younger
> readers:  'Freddy vs. the Belcher.'  To come:  'Freddy vs. Snotnose'
> and 'Freddy vs. B.O. Billy.'  These are cutting-edge yet utterly
> charming books in the bestselling tradition of 'Walter the Farting
> Dog.' Sample illustrations also available.  I am a professional author
> whose comic-books have sold in excess of three million copies. Concept
> is WGA registered. Serious inquiries only, please.

Sorry, it was only funny once - and not even very funny then.  The only
thing thaat made Walter amusing was the illustrationos.  I notice you
didn't ID your comic books that have sold "in excess of three million
copies."  I didn't have to advertise for agent on a newsgroup after I hit
750,000!