The Clown returns

Well, for anyone that was paying attention last May, I'd posted about
going on the road with the World of Wonders Sideshow. The Tour is over
and I once again join the real world.

Top ten Mod related tidbits gleaned from the road:

1. 4 out of 5 Carnies as a rule preffer dentures to real teeth.

2. No matter how tattooed you are somebody out there has more and
better ink.

3. A full head tribal Henna fools most of the people alot of the time.

4. If you're sticking a needle through your self 20+ times a day,
thinner is better.

5. No matter how much you can lift with a piercing, it's all about the
presentation.

6. Insectevora is not only charming and soft spoken, her facial tats
really work for her.

7. Nipple rings are bad when wearing overalls and doing physical
labor.

8. No matter how much experience the fake pincushion has, the real
thing is always better.

9. A needle through the forearm can make a Marine faint.

10. SSS Barbells are easily mistaken as fish lures when snorkling

and a bonus

10.b. Getting bit on the nipple is no fun no matter how colorful the
fish is.

Later,
Chumley The Happy Clown