Finger amputation and reattachment

I'm not sure if this would be the right group for this question, but
here it goes...

I'm planning the amputation and reattachment of my right pinky finger,
and was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on how to make it look
like an accident. Are there any locations or angles that are most
common in knife accidents? Also, what is the best way of storing the
amputated finger for the best chances of reattachment?


If anyone can help me that would be great, and if this is the wrong
group, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Thanks!
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