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"The Eternal Lost Lurker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote > Go play in a minefield. Well... my goodness, gracious me! [sputter, sputter] I had absolutely NO idea my tastes and understanding of the finer nuances of language were still so hopelessly unrefined! Whatever shall I do about such an unforgivable and embarrassingly public faux pas? Good heavens... I blush, I burn at the thought of such ignorant error! Nevertheless, good and noble sir, I do now earnestly beg you to accept my most abject apologies for unknowingly diverting your precious attention [even if ever so briefly] from what are doubtlessly MUCH more pressing issues at hand. Without question your World Views of popular culture clearly leave my rat-like, unseemly thoughts in the dust. I am truly daunted at your scintillatingly vast storehouse of knowledge. Certainly you must have spent countless hours researching this nebulous subject in the finest centers of international learning. But oh!... the accolades for your hard labors will be unimaginably stupendous! Surely a Nobel on the not-so-distant horizon may be spied? The suspense must be almost unbearable for you. Well, do please keep us all informed of your progress in this most weighty matter! Humbly signing off, I remain... groveling at your feet, eyes downcast, waiting most hopefully for further snippets of your stellarly sophisticated coolness.
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