Pentagon Creates Battlefield Robots

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/12/02/segway.military.ap/index.html

"It's called the Segway Human Transporter, but the Pentagon is drafting 
the two-wheeled scooter as part of a plan to develop battlefield robots 
that think on their own and communicate with troops."

Now all we need are some Japanese school girls running the machines, and 
we'll have the ultimate fighting machine.