Re: I'd like a dime...

On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 16:43:38 -0600, "Jorge Pratt"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>...for every time the Hero(ine) stands alone against the villain, battered
>to the brink of death, and all his(her) friends and teammates (equally
>mulched, BTW) say lines to the effect of "I will lend you the last of my
>power" or "We believe in you!"
>
>...for every time the villain just stands there, looking stunned, mouth wide
>open, as the Hero(ine) pulls his(her) Previously Unrevealed Power or Made-Up
>On The Spot Final Attack and beats him with it.
>
>...for every time a character "transforms to his true form!" even more
>badass than his last true form.

...for every time one of the lesser heroes has launched an attack that
appears to have defeated the main villain - only for the clouds of
smoke to clear, revealing them to be completely unharmed.

...for every time that anyone loudly bellows the name of the
power/attack in order to make it work.

...for every time the villain appears to have avoided the hero's sword
and stands there for several seconds laughing/grinning/mocking the
hero and is seemingly unaffected - until their body splits in half
down the middle or their head falls off.
-- 
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne - 
ICQ: 339380091

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...

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