Re: [Stupid Fight Thread]Sailor Senshi vs the Multiverse... With a Twist!

On Fri, 10 Oct 2003 08:00:20 GMT, Richard Hudson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

>On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 13:48:16 GMT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Rob Kelk)
>wrote:
>
>>01) Saotome Ranma
>>>
>>>They lose.  They actually have more power, but he's too fast in this kind 
>>>of combat.
>>
>>Well, if they can blindside him *and* get off the first attack, they
>>might slow him down enough to get "defeated" instead of "routed"...  But
>>that'll never happen, given their penchant for announcing their presence
>>before attacking.
>>
>>We are assuming that it's *just* Ranma here, right?  No Ryouga, Mousse,
>>Ukyo, or other allies?  If he does have help, change "routed" to
>>"utterly humiliated"...
>>
>Jupiter strips nude to distract Ranma and the others attack while he's
>staring at her "talent".
>
>Sailors have a 65% chance of victory

First, Makoto's not that kind of girl.  Second, onna-Ranma's got a
bigger rack.  Third, nothing short of a threat to Akane can distract
Ranma from a fight.  I think you overestimate the sailor Team's
chances...

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