[Ranma][FanFic][Lemon] Only_Up-sidestory-Bits&Tits

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  Based on Takahashi Rumiko-sama's Ranma Nibunoichi, except totally fucked 
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  Totally fucked over without permission.
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  THIS IS A LEMON RANMA FANFICTION!!
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  This story contains sexual behavior appropriate only to sexual situations.
  If this offends you, you subscribe to certain sexually restrictive 
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have no interest in sex; by no means continue reading. Stop immediately.
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  I glance to the side and see it moving. Abused, neglected, annoyed... my 
brain is crawling away. Oh well, doesn't change anything, I still have one 
hand free so I can write this stuff.
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  Are you still here?
  Okay, this is about sex, this is your last chance to stop reading.
  There will be 'weird' sex involving water-based curses.
  
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  The continuing saga of perverted curses...

  Ranma1/2 - The Curse Only Goes Up (it likes to be on top) sidestory I - 
Bits&Tits
  
  Soun steps into the dojo, and as quickly leaves it.
  "What is the matter, father?" Kasumi pauses her sweeping of the walkway.
  "Nothing. I saw nothing. I heard nothing. Nope, nothing at all... Pipe, 
where's my pipe?" Makes one wonder what he does smoke to ease his nerves.
  Seeing his cherished baby girl having it out with a boy is still a bit too 
much for this father.
  
  "Aw man, he has to come in an' spoil the mood."
  Socking him in the breadbasket, "When have you cared about mood?" Sitting up 
and wrestling him into a Nelson hold, her gi hanging open, "Now suck 'em."
  "Why?"
  "What do you mean: why? You've been neglecting them, they've been anxiously 
waiting for your hungry wet tongue."
  "I didn't think you really cared about that, Akane. It's not like your tits 
are really sensitive or nothing. Except after a double-splash of course."
  Throwing him away, "What do you think you're making love to?"
  "Uhm, you?"
  Lunging at him, grappling, then bending him around her into an imobilizing 
posture, "Baka! You're making love to me; all of me. So what if my nipples 
don't get hard suddenly and I don't quiver under _every_ single touch? They 
don't want to get left out."
  Scratching his head, an awkward thing to do when victim of a full-body 
strangle hold, something funny about this, "I hadn't thought of it that way."
  Dropping him to cup her tits, "Sure, you might have bigger breasts, with 
sensitive nipples, but have I forgotten any other part of you?"
  Scowling, "Yeah I know, I have to keep watch so you don't get weird on my 
other hole when we're the OTHER WAY."
  "About that... 'Tail of the begging tiger!'"
  Witness to a vaguely familiar tactic, staggering back a few steps, "What are 
you doing now, Akane?"
  "I talked with Auntie Nodoka for a while, she told me about something."
  Staring at her hiked up heiny, "You want me to?"
  "YES! Why are you so reluctant to cornhole me?"
  "I don't like the idea of it being done to me, that's why."
  Sarcastic, "Is that all? You really are scared aren't you?"
  "Hey! I'm not scared of nothing!"
  "Well then, my asshole is hungry for your great big cock, or are you up to 
the challenge?"
  Looking at the wall, "Do you think we spar enough, I think I'm getting out 
of shape..."
  "Ranma! The only shapes I want right now are a big round pole in a small 
round hole!" shaking her tail.
  "Spoken like a true poet, Akane," the flashbulb and snap of a camera.
  "NABIKI!" spinning to her feet and charging at her.
  "Oh wow, can I get eight-by-tens!"
  Aborting the assault, "Ranma, my own sister is violating me and you're 
encouraging her?"
  Shrugging, "Why not, it's just a camera, and only in the family," giving 
Nabiki a meaningful glare. "It's not like anyone wants to see your tomboy body 
anyway."
  "You! You! You! Baka!" Leaps at him, and they collide, rolling to the floor.
  "Ha!" he thrusts.
  "Ahhhhhh!" she moans.
  "Looks too hot for an audience now. See you later, lovebirds," exiting 
quietly through the hallway.
  
  "Oh, Nabiki, tell them lunch is ready."
  "I don't think they'll be interested right now."
  A loud moan comes from the dojo.
  "Oh my, it may be a while then. I'll save them some."
  "And lots of fluids. They might be a quart low when they're done."
  Kasumi nods, "It is so messy mopping up after them."
  
  Sweaty and sticky, sprawled on the floor.
  "Do you surrender?" she gasps
  "Never," he rolls over and grips onto her hips.
  "You still haven't taken my butt."
  Growling, "Fine then," adjusts his grip and shoves.
  
  Souns blinks, "What was that?"
  Passing by dressed for a trip to the shopping district, "Just the 
neighborhood cats, daddy, they go at every so often. I'll see you later." 
Nabiki briskly walks out.
  "Cats?"
  "Of course, father. You know cats do that," Kasumi brings in a fresh kettle 
of tea.
  
  Minutes later
  *Meaow*
  "Gahh!" Ranma rolls away. "DON'T DO THAT!"
  Giggling, "I'm getting pretty good at that, aren't I?"
  Shivering, "Geez, do you have to make THAT animal noise?"
  Crawling towards him, "Someone has to control you, and I have many ways of 
doing that." Coming up to him waist level, and with a lick bringing him back 
up. "Many ways to control you," noisily swallowing it up to the balls.
  
  Nabiki points an envelope at them, "Now that you've had your fun for the day 
it's time to remember those you have sent away."
  "Who?" Akane gently takes the letter. "Ranma, it's from Shampoo."
  "Why'd she write?" Ranma passes them to snag a rice cracker.
  Nabiki folds her arms, "I'd say it's to tell you why she left. This should 
be a doozy."
  A quick rip and Akane is quickly reading it through. "Shampoo left because 
she lost... she didn't get to you first."
  "Really?" Nabiki sneers, "Amazons are into virgin guys?"
  "That and... dang it all, her Japanese is so bad... certain women use the 
powders in secret ceremonies for purposes of pervert... perversion. Amazon law 
doesn't allow it. Taboo."
  "Sounds like a cult of Amazon lesbians. Anything more?" Nabiki presses.
  "Because she didn't get to screw Ranma first, and he's been using the 
powders, he wouldn't be accepted in the village."
  "Congratulations, Ranma, you succedded in finally getting rid of Shampoo 
without trying to. See you all later," The middle Tendou daughter departs on 
more errands.
  "Cult?" Akane muses. "A bunch of horny Amazon girls changing gender to screw 
each other, and the elders don't like it. I guess we had our own cult for a 
while."
  "Sure, it was great being a human sacrifice, I enjoyed every abusive minute 
of it. Where's lunch, I'm hungry. We didn't miss lunch did we? How long were 
we out there?"
  
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