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Masamune Washington ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Based on Takahashi Rumiko-sama's Ranma Nibunoichi, except totally fucked
over.
Totally fucked over without permission.
This story may not be altered, nor may it be exchanged for monetary benefit.
It may however be exchanged for sexual favors.
Hentai-- The Lemon Disclaimer
THIS IS A LEMON RANMA FANFICTION!!
Stop reading now if you don't know what that means.
This story contains sexual behavior appropriate only to sexual situations.
If this offends you, you subscribe to certain sexually restrictive
religions, you do not believe in sex, you do not believe sex exists, have
medical conditions that would be aggravated by sexual stimulus, you are under
the age permissible to view sexual material in your area, or you in general
have no interest in sex; by no means continue reading. Stop immediately.
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I glance to the side and see it moving. Abused, neglected, annoyed... my
brain is crawling away. Oh well, doesn't change anything, I still have one
hand free so I can write this stuff.
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Are you still here?
Okay, this is about sex, this is your last chance to stop reading.
There will be 'weird' sex involving water based curses.
To keep the reader from thinking too much the following methods have been
used:
Quotation marks (" ") enclose speech
Single quotes (' ') enclose thoughts
Asterix (* *) indicate sound effects
Underscore (_ _) means it is in italics (a limitation of ASCII text format).
Greater/less than signs (< >) encapsulate Chinese.
Brackets ({ }) encapsulate English.
Squared brackets ([ ]) are text information and signs.
Parenthetical notes are asides by the narrator.
The grand finale of the saga of perverted curses...
Ranma1/2 - The Curse Only Goes Up (it likes to be on top) part XIIV - Final
Fucks
Hinako wakes up, sprawled over her bed in a haphazard state. Tears coming to
her cute face, "He left me?"
A few days later Azusa comes to the dojo.
"You're looking for Ranma?" Nabiki scowls.
"Uh-huh, little Azusa want to play with Ranma."
"In what way?" folding her arms.
Giggling sheepishly, "Uhm, birds and bees," smiling crookedly.
"Hmm, you too huh. Join the club. Ranma's gone, don't know when he'll be
back."
"Wha? Azusa find him, where did he go?"
"With Akane on a training trip."
"Damnit, that means she has him all to herself, that bitch."
Raising an eyebrow at the change in this little girl, "Something wrong, Miss
Shiratori?"
Giggling, "Uh, little Azusa just fine... La la la la la," skipping away.
"Add her to the list. He had no discretion at all," turns around.
"Maybe Azusa seduced him?" Kasumi offers.
Sighing, "That's not on the list of hard-things-to-do either."
Nodoka sets her two bottles on the table. Nodding, "Yes, we have been
behaving in an indecorous manner. Not that I didn't enjoy it, but it is good
that it has ended."
"Actually," Kasumi blushes heavily, "We don't have to quit completely, just
not so often. We were getting Ranma every day. It was probably too much for
any one boy. We were... addicted."
"Temperance in all things. Well, I need to decide what to do about Genma.
Maybe call the punishment complete and release her."
"Him," Nabiki corrects.
Giggling, "Yes, him."
"We've come over to see R-oof!" Sayuri rubs her ribs from the elbow jab.
"Is Akane home?"
"Well, Yuka, Roof and Akane went on a training trip," smirking.
"WITHOUT US?" Sayuri gets another jab.
"Hallo girrls, howzit groin," the man grabs their shoulders almost pulling
them down with him.
Nabiki smacks her head, "And now the missing father finally returns."
The next morning.
Tendou Soun sits at the table with breakfast served, in a sad hungover
state. His daughters acting normal.
Nabiki silently eats her meal, not a hint of what is going on under that
unreadable face.
Quietly, "Where are Akane and Ranma, or should I ask..."
"They went off on a training trip," Kasumi pours his tea.
"Oh," sips quietly. "Anything else happen?"
"No, father, everything is fine."
He hums, looking at his daughters cautiously.
Weeks.
The bell rings.
Kasumi hurries to the gate.
Nabiki saw their guest from her window, and watches intently.
"Kasumi," bowing, "I have returned." Dropping to one knee, "I beg
forgiveness for how I was before, my love had left me crippled, unable to
reveal the truth. Will you... consider marrying me?"
Staring at him blankly, "That depends... on if you can perform."
"P-perform?"
Giving a spirit lifting smile, "Pick me up at seven, we'll see where we go
from there. Is that okay, Tofuu-san?"
Nodding vigorously, "I will do whatever possible to regain your respect,
earn your friendship... and maybe win your love?"
She gives him a peck on the cheek and hurriedly leaves him standing there.
She's safely back in the house, before he blinks again.
Nabiki keeps the camera steady.
"Wahoo!" he starts skipping away.
"Genma," Soun nods, and they take position around the shogiban.
"It has been a while, Soun."
Agreeing fully, "Indeed it has. Are all things well?"
Eyes shake briefly, "Just some concern about when our children will return."
"Shall we prepare for the blessed day after they return?"
With a shiver, "No, Soun, they are capable intelligent young people. There
are certain factions set against us."
Staring, not liking this statement. "How so?"
"I have been warned to stay away from that issue, under threat of
punishment. She was quite serious."
Something not clicking for him yet, "Why that's absurd they're our children,
we should do what's right for them."
Nodding, "Yes, and leave them to their own decision."
"What!" Slapping the shogiban, "Have you given up, Genma?"
"Soun, don't even think about it, she may not think twice about including
you in the punishment."
Sighing, "You mean the blade?"
"No... uhm... Chinese water torture."
Moments flicker by as he absorbs the full potential of the meaning.
"Soun, old friend... She did things that I will never forget, things I would
not wish on our most vile enemy."
Blanching. A minute of silence before he speaks. "Speaking of such, have you
seen the master? I ask my girls and they merely smile at me strangely, not
answering at all."
"I had noticed too, and Nodoka responds like that. They may have done what
we could not."
Tears welling up in his shimmering eyes, "Free from that troll? After so
long he is truly gone?"
Genma claps his hands twice, "Pay homage to his memory, lest we resurrect
him with our disrespect."
"Yes, I'll set up an altar, we must assure his eternal rest. Right,
Saotome?"
"For the safety of everyone," sagely nodding.
Much much later.
They sit in a waterfall.
"Is it time?"
"Hmm, I think so. Are you ready?"
"To go back to THEM?"
"Eventually we'll have to go back."
She sighs, "Even though this water is cold, it finally doesn't bother me
anymore."
He snorts, "Cold water bothered YOU?"
"Yes, especially when thrown on you. Do you know how I'm sure the water is
cold?"
He opens his eyes and looks at her.
She slides her glance toward him, "My nipples are just so hard."
Dried off and waiting for breakfast to boil.
"Are your nipples still hard?"
Akane sits near the fire, warming herself. "Yes."
"Should I warm them up for you?"
"Please."
Suckling on them doesn't do it (not soften them anyway, but it does warm
them nicely), so he works a winding trail up to her mouth.
Spending this time coming to terms with what they had done, working on their
relationship, and some good hard training to bring Akane up to his level...
They got an answer for themselves, but how to deal with Nerima when they
return is still a task to plan for.
Since Ranma and Akane retreated to this wilderness Ryouga had somehow
visited them twice, with his companion.
The first encounter they worked together and sent Kodachi and Ryouga
packing.
The second, Ranma relaxed back to watch the show. Akane single handedly beat
them both unconscious and sent them flying over the mountain with a concluding
kick.
Actually having the control to stop when breakfast started hissing into the
fire is something that took practice.
Reluctantly they pull away from each other.
Akane checks, then slops it into bowls.
Ranma hungrily eats.
She can't help but make faces, "It's a little better I guess, I almost made
something edible."
Glances at her curiously, while eating.
"I don't see how you can do that," dumping her bowl, refilling with rice and
pulling out rations.
"It's good. It has just the right spice."
Scowling, "I still don't know if that was sugar or salt."
"No, your loving care is all it needs, and I can eat it."
Nudging him playfully with an elbow, "Kudos for you, but I can't eat my own
'love for you'. Maybe you should cook tomorrow."
"Soy sauce or vanilla extract?"
Shaking her finger at him, "Don't you start with that again!"
"I wonder how Ryouga was able to eat this before... uh-oh."
"Don't worry, I'm over all that. Since I never did get to make P-chan pie
before THAT stunt; I seriously doubt Kodachi would taste as good as Ryouga
would have."
"Probably a good thing, don't want to be a cannibal either way."
"He's not high enough up the evolutionary ladder to be a mammal, let alone
human," Akane grits her teeth.
"Hey, hey, save the insults for when we see him. Right now I could use a
refill," pulling the pots toward him.
"When should we leave?"
Ranma scraping the last from the bottom, "Huh?"
"Go home I mean."
"I think we've done pretty good out here, except for figuring out what to do
when we return... I guess we can go tomorrow. Er, how long has it been?"
She pulls out a notebook, "A little over three months it seems."
"Oh man, I'll never catch up in school."
Smirking, "Since when are you ever concerned about that?"
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"Tadaima!" they call out.
Kasumi comes around the corner, "Okaeri, Ranma-kun, Akane-san."
Shedding their shoes and packs.
"How have things been here, neesan?"
"Normal, Akane."
They look at each other as Kasumi returns to the kitchen.
"What did she mean by that?" Ranma scratches his head.
Into the den holding hands.
"About time you two got back. I have something for you, Ranma, that is if
Akane doesn't mind."
"Wh-what?" Akane stammers.
"To start with, Ryouga and Kodachi have given up on you. Kodachi explained
at length about how Ryouga could find you, but she failed to map the location
or repeat the journey without him. They came here and left a long formal
message of apology. They know about the curse thing now. Your parents, Ranma,
have patched things up. They will be happy to see you both again. Tatewaki is
cured, part of a deal I made with Kodachi when she and Ryouga put two and two
together. That puts the Kunous back to normal... make that 'previous
condition'. Also, almost no one is using the water anymore, except Tsubasa."
"Tsubasa?"
She smirks, "I made a killing, he bought a whole case of instant cursed girl
from me at high mark-up. He... She is leaving Ukyou alone now that a whole new
life has opened up."
"Wow, things have changed," Akane is still hanging on his arm.
"All that is left really is returning the curse to you."
He stares at Nabiki, "Uhm, why couldn't Tsubasa have it?"
"Long story. Short version, he's not completely stupid, but said something
about not touching me with a ten-foot-pole. That means in the next few days
you need to get the curse back."
He sighs, "This is because it is 'my' curse?"
"Technically, yes, it came here with you. You and Akane can share it for all
I care, I just couldn't find a buyer for it."
Akane wonders, "Who has it now?"
Nabiki scowls, "For the last two months I've been avoiding cold water, thank
you very much. If I have to keep it much longer you'll be paying me storage
fees, Saotome."
Ranma snorts.
Akane hugs him, "I don't mind, Ranma. You can do it once more with my
sister."
"Oh, one more thing, probably the most important thing involving these
curses... even though I should charge you for this; if you drink a package of
the powdered instant curse in a glass of water it lasts a few days, caffiene
makes it about a day, alcohol extends it more than a week."
"Wait... that means Tsubasa is probably..." Akane ponders.
"Drinking curse cocktails once a week so he can maintain the ability to
change."
Ranma makes a stunning leap of memory and deduction, "Is that how I got
stuck a while back?"
"Well, I traced it all back. Kasumi served iced tea that day you noticed,
two days before that I lost a package somewhere. How it got in the tea I don't
know. That is the best that I could do," shrugging.
"Ranma?" A distant voice cries out.
Akane smiles, "I got it! You can take the curse back and use the powder with
saké."
"Ranma?" closer.
"Beer and boy, Ranma," Nabiki smirks.
"Ranma!" she comes skipping through the gate.
"But... I'm a martial artist, I don't drink... Oof!"
"Ranma, you came back!" gripping him in a suffocating hug.
Nabiki blinks once, "I'll leave you three to work this out."
"Azusa so glad you come back!"
"Uhm, Azusa... Gee you're happy to see me aren't ya?"
"What do you want, Azusa?"
Innocent eyes, "Huh? Didn't you go with your sister, Akane?"
Cracking her knuckles loudly, plainly displaying menace in every gram of her
being, "You had better give a good reason you're hanging on my Ranma.
Quickly!"
Cocking her head to the side, "Azusa just came to have birds-and-bees with
Ranma."
Ranma forces her off, "No more. I'm sorry, but I won't do it again with
you."
Tears welling up, lips quivering, "No more birds-and-bees with Ranma?"
Looking to Akane for the strength to continue. "Didn't I tell you what to
call it?"
"Ranma not Azusa's sex-friend anymore?"
"No," firmly, and double-checking Akane's now neutral expression.
With a dramatic sigh, "It's okay I guess, Azusa find another sex-friend
anyway."
"Oh?" taken aback, after how Azusa had portrayed her situation before. "So,
who's the lucky boy?"
"Ranma," Akane warns.
"Voodoo Hikaru," employing a cuteness aura that jumps everyone's
bloodsugars.
"Hikaru?" Ranma states in wonder. Noticing that they have not been alone,
"Oh hey, Gosunkugi, I didn't see you. So you hooked up with her, lucky you."
Not much particularly changed from before, except a hint of more flesh to
his being and a slight color to his cheeks. "Th-thank you, Ranma-san," quaking
as he bows, still as fearful as ever.
"Hikaru is very adventurous in bed," Azusa nods.
The other three grimace lightly at each other, sharing a communal opinion
about Azusa's verbal restraint.
"S-sure... Well, I've devoted my self to Akane, so it's good to see you
haven't been alone. You to, Gos."
Again with tears in her eyes, nose to nose with him, "Will Ranma still be
Azusa's friend?"
Stepping back from her, "Uh, yeah sure, just a friend."
Azusa grabs Akane's hands, "Azusa would very much like Akane to be her
friend too, no fighting ever again?"
Sweatbead, "Sure, all just a bunch of friends. Right, Ranma?" Seeking help.
"We're kinda tired, Azusa, we just got back."
Her eyes narrow, rapidly glancing to and fro between them, and a shockingly
evil grin growing on her lips. With a haunted voice, "Azusa understand. Azusa
and Hikaru tired too." Saccharin sweet, "Bye bye!" nearly dragging the
hoodooing voodoo boy with her.
Seconds pass before Ranma pulls his jaw back on, "Eh... She... she's gotta
be more psycho than Kodachi."
"Do you think poor Gosunkugi is going to survive?" true concern ringing in
her words.
Soun was elated to see them, and played at everything being back to normal
so badly that the stress nearly caused him to pass out.
The decision to contact the Saotomes the next morning was made and they set
about preparing for supper.
After the delightful Kasumi-made meal Ranma is unseen for an hour.
Akane finds her later on the dojo roof.
"Oh, Ranko," a sarcastic amusement in her expression.
Sighing, "Yeah, I got it back. I feel so dirty, but it is the duty of a
martial artist to help people. I just had to save Nabiki from this."
"Well," sitting next to him, "Here."
He takes the glass and sniffs, "What is this, smells awful..." Blinking,
"Are you MIXING drinks?"
"Not really, it's just beer and boy curse powder."
"I can't drink that, Akane," flatly, brooking no argument.
"It's the best way, eight days instead of four. Need coverage for one day
and you use coffee. Think of it as a medication."
"No, I don't drink alcohol."
"It's either for you or me."
"No," crossing her arms.
"Fine then," Akane chugs it down. She lowers the glass to see Ranma's hand
belatedly reaching toward her.
(When drinking it does not cause a change unless you spill it, but now any
cold water splashed for the next week...)
"No... Akane, why did you..."
Smiling, "What did you tell me, Ranma?"
"Uhm, don't drink it?"
"About us I mean."
She scratches her head of red hair.
Akane clues her in, "You told me that whatever happened it would always be
you and me."
Ranma remembers those words clearly, many long talks were shared in the last
few months, she nods.
"Well, I made this for us. If you weren't going to drink it I was. And every
week one of us is going to drink this. You and me."
Ranma smiles, "You and me."
She moves closer and they kiss.
"You do know that cold water is going to find you at every opportunity for
the next week."
"As long as you're with me it won't matter."
They lay back and gaze at the stars for a few minutes.
Akane idly reaches over to play with Ranma's breast, "How about we go have a
warm bath?"
Ranma snakes a hand over and grabs one of Akane's tits, "Yeah."
In the bathroom, stripped and lathering up.
Akane scoots closer, then splashes with cold water.
Taking Ranma's hand. "Can we, Ranma-chan? We haven't done it like this for
months."
Smirking, "We haven't done it at all for a week."
He smiles, she slides over and stradles him.
High-pitched falsetto, "Oh, please be gentle, Akane-kun," batting her
eyelashes.
Akane chuckles.
~ Omake ~ In Nabiki's Boudoir
Travel back a few hours that evening.
*Knock knock*
"Welcome to my parlor said the gender-switching girl to her expected
victim," speaking then opening, thankfully it truly is Ranma at the door and
not anyone else.
He averts his gaze and scuffs his feet around, "Uhm... I..."
Slapping her head, "You can't be shy! I mean, we had orgies before, did it
in closets at school, and only Kami remembers where else. Now I find you
standing at my door pretending to be a virgin when one of your many sexual
partners is wearing only strings and a shear nighty to cover her drop-dead
gorgeous body."
"Uhm, yeah?" lamely.
Grabs an ear and jerks him in with it, then slams the door.
The desk lamp casting her into soft shadows through the gossamer gown,
showing the thong panty and one of the best natural bodies in anime.
Allowing him to look for several seconds.
Taking a step toward him, lunging, and clinging. Whispering into his ear,
"Just one last fantasy... you didn't think I'd let you rush in, fuck, then
run. Did you?"
Examining the ceiling, "Actually..."
Licking an ear, smirking at how he shivers when she blows on it. "My way,
honey, or we could negotiate something a little more... costly?" Breathily
into the ear.
Relaxing, grabbing her arms, holding her firmly to him. Gazing lovingly into
her eyes, "As you wish, nothing is too daunting to do for the woman I love."
Taking her into a deep kiss.
'I'm pretty sure he means Akane. I hope. Hmm, damn he's gotten good and this
is just a kiss... I wonder what they were training for out there?'
Lifting her, carrying over to the bed and sitting down. Cradling her gently.
Lips reluctantly peeling apart.
"Once more, my mistress, then later we shall assure all virtues are
maintained."
'Where did he get that?' "But now, what is for now?" huskily begging.
Caressing her cheek, "For now there is no virtue, our passion rules over all
with its burning desire." Kissing her again.
Her hands stray to his shirt, slowly plucking the ball ties apart as she
twines her tongue with his. Delicate fingers massaging the firm rippling
muscles under the singlet.
He flips off his shoes, now aggressively mawing on her, easing her down on
the bed. Pulling away again, to shuck the shirt. Briefly moving off to rid
himself of slacks and boxers.
Returning to her, dropping his face to her breasts, nuzzling and teasing
nipples through the gown, rubbing his leg against her crotch.
Nabiki feels around until she finds him, then languorously pulls on his
stiffening erection.
Working one hand on her flowering petals, while his other drags the thong
down her legs.
She gasps, wettening his hand. He slips his thumb in, she arcs her back.
"Oh... Ranma," throatily, "I need you."
Pushing her legs wide, and hitching her butt onto his thighs. Bringing
himself close.
"Ranma..."
An easy maneuver and he slides in to the hilt. She coils up to grip his
shoulders groaning.
With simple mechanical labor he bounces her lightly a few dozen times before
rolling her down.
He braces his arms to either side and does that thing that makes her claw
the sheets.
Together working up the stairway to heaven.
Cumming hard and fast into her, a few seconds pass before she spasms on his
member.
He holds there as they breathe heavily.
With Nabiki's forethought to bring towels they clean up a bit. He dresses,
and tries to clear his head.
"One last thing, Ranma... I didn't figure out why the curse changed gender
when passed between us."
"Those springs were sick mother fuckers, so are all these damned curses,"
grinning like a schoolboy who knows he shouldn't say those words if there were
polite ears about.
With a sly hungry expression, "You were never sick, but you were a mother
fucker yourself not so long ago."
At a loss to respond, he turns to the door, hand on the knob...
"One more thing, Ranma. There is that pledge of honor between our families.
Not that I want it to happen, but if you and Akane ever part ways, come and
see me."
Carefully closing the door behind him.
Sighing, "I won't hold my breath though, you two are close to perfect for
each other."
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C&C will be twisted horribly and used indescribably.
Flames will be treated with napalm and the door closed.
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