[Corrector Yui][.hack] "A Weird Meeting"

This is my first non-Sailor Moon, non-Pokemon crossover. It's aslo very
weird, but short fic. Please C&C (That's including MiSTings!), but
please...with honey and sugar on top, don't flame me!

"A Weird Meeting"
A "Corrector Yui"/".hack" Fanfic
by Dr. Thinker
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Note 1: .hack is copyright by Banadi & TOKYOPOP. "Corrector Yui" is copyright
by Kia Asamiya, Studio Tron, KHK, NEP21, TOKYOPOP, and VIZ. All rights reserved.
Note 2: The Internet was first, followed by Hypernet, then Compnet.

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Yui Kasuga sighed one Saturday. It's been quiet for so long, that Yui was itching
to become Corrector Yui again. The latest time she saw any Grosser's Corruptors
was last Friday, when Recuse spotted Prof. Ikkuku, the creator of the Correctors
such as Recuse in "Fairy Tale Net". She helped War Wolf escape from a jail, then
War Wolf helped defeat the reprogramed. Just then IR appeared on her computer.

"About time you call. I'm was getting bored out of my mine. So what's up?" Yui
asked

"Trouble on 'The World', Yui."  IR stated. IR, was a Corrector problem himself,
he was a little yellow orb-like creature with arms and tail with a Mini-ROM disc
drive.

"The famous online RPG game?" Yui asked. "I really doubt a 'Corrector Initalize!'
would work there...." Yui remarked gloomy

"We got to find out. Ante had saw that Jaggy is plotting something there!"

Ante was Corrector Program #3, and her power was to see the future. Jaggy was
a tall green old man with Rhino-like armor on him, he has what looks like
sunglasess and Mr. T-like mohawk.

"Very well. Corrector Yui Enter!" Yui stated as she touched the enter key.

"Comnet memory on line." IR stated. "Download Element Suit"

The Element Suit was a odd dress from Galaxy Park. In the real park, it was just
a piece of clothing, but IR had added parts to make so Yui can  fight against
Grosser's henchprograms: Jaggy, Freeze, Virus and War Wolf. Two jewels appered on
her sides of her hip. On the back, a fake pair of fairy wings appeared. Then pink
boots over her feet. Next comes the shirt and skirt, then the Corrector side-
attachment.

"Corrector Yui time again." Yui stated.

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Yui and IR appeared at the bottom of a top huge mountain. They was a signed
near by that read, "Mt. Mole."

"Talk about making a moutain of a molehole." Yui stated.

IR and Ante sweatdropped for a moment.

"So where's ol' Jaggy?" Yui stated.

"He should be at the top of the moutain."  Ante remarked. "Should take about a
hour with wing power or not."

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Meanwhile, the new "The World" had added virus hunters themselves. These virus
hunters had the abbities to "Data Drain" virus and protect the 'The World' game
from harm, if and when Data Drain that part of the world is shut down for about a
week. Every since the CCC people got over the "Event D" problem, they had
shredded the pappers dealing with the "Event D" like a scripit that contain to
many swearwords for a kiddie TV show. The virus reported come in "Mt. Mole" in
the new "Isagu" server just his morning. "The Globe" handle Data Drains a little
differently then CCC people. Infact, the "The Globe" CEO was the one who played
first played as Kite. The CEO created virus hunters. They were like normal
warriors, axemans, and even some monsters that had the Data Drain. DD were the
'The Globe" codename for them.

"DD sent?"  A worker asked.

Another worker answer, "Found one. Zordu, a female wizard.  She was explording
The Mt. Mole's bottom caverns at last hour. She take about hour with or without
help. Most regular monsters had been sent out to new locations thought the Loduz
servers. The boss monsters had been put to sleep and been--for lack of better
words--beamed into the data bank on 'Uratoh' servers. DD Monsters had been sent
to the "Otokam" server."

"Did the usual gate locking of the section?" The first worker asked.

"Yes." The second workers answer.

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Jaggy had been created a huge airplace similar to the space ship the used on
"SF Hero Net". It was make out of wood, and only had one set, for himself. Jaggy
polished the shine on his new mechine gun. Jaggy thought it would make Corrector
Yui ancient history, allowing Grosser to success in limated the other Correctors
and really bugged the real humans outside the Compnet. Jaggy aslo painted his
ship white so no one could see it coming. He looked down towards the top of Mt.
Mole. Jaggy heard from Grosser that this place had see a lot of virus and may
think that Corrector Yui is one of the virus and send in a Drainer to delete her.
If the Drainer failed, he will move in. Jaggy just hope it was not as long as his
wait at "Gourment Net", but he had a long book with him--"Harry Potter And The
Order Of The Phoniex", just in case of a long wait.

Jaggy peared down.

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Yui, IR and Ante make succesfully to the top, and discover a wizard. The wizard
was dressed in a orange robe and cared a staff.

"Halt viruses !" The wizard remarked.

"Us. Viruses? Don't make me laugh."  Yui remarked.

"You look like something out of a 'Sailor Moon' eposide to really be a computer
program, so leave if you don't want to be Data Drain." The wizard remarked. "By
Zordu."

"I'm accidently Corrector Yui, the protector of Compnet, and they is a virus
I'm hunting for."

"Viruses, Corrector Yui is just a stupid virtual staff legend!" Zordu remarked.

"Stupid? For that you need a 'Corrector Initalize' for that!" Yui stated.

"You can't con me, virus. Take this! DATA DRAIN!" Zordu yelled.

"CORRECTOR INITALIZE!" Yui yelled.

Zordu's Data Drain missed, but Correct Initized hit Zordu, which some who
Switched to a female human in a Pokemon Advance tank-top, and blue jeans.

"Duroko Zoykozu?" Yui stated. "The weird teacher at my school?"

"Yui Kasaga? The comptuer moron?" Durozoko stated.

"Computer moron?" IR asked.

"I hate to say it's true..but it's true...but I'm getting a little bit better at
it thanks to you, and the other Correctors." Yui cried.

"But why did 'Corrector Initalize' remove my virtual costume?" Duroko asked.

"The 'Corrector Initalize' is used to restore problem to their original format.
But it doesn't effect virtual outfits." IR stated. "Unless they are play
outfits."

"Then explain why I had my virtual ninja outfit on durning the O-Edo events
before downloading the Element Suit?" Yui asked.

"My fault, Yui. Usually my memory is program with your normal dress, shopping
outfit and school outfit, I didn't update my memory when you returned to
Compnet." IR stated. "Beside I didn't know either or not which outfit you had on
That day."

Now, it was Yui turned to sweatdropp for a second.

"Well, I'm think I'm virrtual out for now. See you in school. Virtual Out!"
Duroko shouted.

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"The Data Drain didn't work! But I will defeat you!" Jaggy stated as he flew
his airplace

Yui stated, "Don't think so. For making people think I, Corrector Yui is a
virus....you should been sent to the trash bin to be emptied, emptied, emptied.
CORRECT INITALIZE!"

"Not again!" Jaggy shouted.

The Corrector Yui hit the Jaggy-empty airplane and turned into a scraped data.


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Next day at Ohcet Junior High, Yui was in a study hall, trying to work on a
computer problem, when Doruku walked in. Dorku walked up to Yui's teacher, and
hand her a few paper money, and lefted

The teacher stated, "Well, it's a long story, but me and Doruku had bet about
Corrector Yui being real. We bet each other--she lost $20 me, but I wonder way, I
hadn't see Corrector Yui at all, but I heard from a vistor to O-Edo that she was
they durning the '55 Post Station of Tokido' event. I belive that she's good and
will always defeat evil virus that haunt Compnet."

"Weird." Akkio stated.

"As our Sleeping Beauty, Yui Kasuga."  Takashi.

<Make that fairy guardian of Compet, Corrector Yui.> Yui thought to herself.

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