Re: Eisner doesn't know shiite from Shinola!

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
   Chris Sobieniak <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >Yeah, I know my Shinola... 

> Heh, next thing you know we'll do a Burma Shave limberick.  ^_^

Tilt!!! O.o

It hasn't been the same for me since Mars insisted on renaming the
Marathon bar "Snickers" so that Americans wouldn't be confused by it when
they came over here. Or that's the excuse they gave, anyway.

A sailor out in the Sargasso,
Mistakenly partook of Brasso.
When he next took a dump,
The act caused him to jump,
For his caca was polished like glass-o!

(OK, OK, so it sucks, but it *was* spur of the moment!)

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... I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!