Re: Antique Safe

>my dad owns a company that sells bank equipment, but he also
>stocks antique safes.  Thus why I can sometimes track down info and the
>value that no one wants to hear on these ton plus wonders.  Anyway, at one
>point Dad had company t-shirts made up with "safe sex" on the back, yep one
>safe on top of another.  They were a big hit among employees and bankers
>alike.
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What a great t-shirt! ;) You have to wonder about the flooring though.
I imagine two safes getting it on would make for quite a strain on the 
old hardwood. 

Maybe they do it outside. But then again, I have never seen a safe
running loose in the wild. Much less two on their honeymoon. 
In fact, if someone DID see a couple of safes outside somewhere,
the first thing they would do is call the cops. 

In the end they'd be drinking poision like Romeo and Juilet, 
two safes, giving up their lives because they had to give up 
their forbidden love.

;)
T.