Re: Antique dildos found

In rec.antiques  T-13 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

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>>>Anyone interested in 18th and 19th century wooden and metal dildos , probably used ?
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>>Batteries included?
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>It depends on the date. The 19th Century ones had a pedal powered
>generator, so your mate had to sit on a bike-like contraption
>and pedal the generator that powered the dildo.
>

That method would need a lot of lubrication, eh?

>The 18th Century ones, widely known as the Ben Franklin model,
>involved kites and lightning and were highly dangerous.
>

WOW!! sounds like a shocking experience to me.

Ah well I suppose even then they made more money out of the bleedin'
batteries than they did out of the product itself.

Speaking of batteries, Why is it every Christmas morning we never seem
to learn from the previous year's mistake and always buy the wrong
bloody battery type  ....  eh, eh, eh?





-- 
Ronnie