This Almost Makes Sense

Below is a verbatim reproduction of a seller's terms from that well-
known auction site.  Written in Chinese, and presumbably machine 
translated, it has a certain charm.

Better take the optional insurance: "in case of that it get lost or 
drip inferiorly of."  

-- 
Bill Burns, Long Island, NY, USA
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
History of Technology Websites:
http://ftldesign.com


is to ends the at that time auction off private in the strong line, 
pleasing do the request total amount quantity takes short cut to walk 
through the ebay, having me Will send out your invoice include the 
actual ocean conveyance cost as soon as possible. 

and and also if you are the other item of the tidy mineral, having with 
want in the association they arrive to protect the ocean conveyance 
together Into, please the E-mail me, I will wait for until substantial 
your order any is to arrives to complete. Each from of from the item 
will of the that time period is injuring to have the wrapping paper all 
at on the supposition that that foam is carefully the ocean transports. 
You may increase $5 arrive to amount the quantity similarly premium in 
case of that it get lost or drip inferiorly of. We supply two optionses 
transport for the sake of the ocean: Federal and rapid & EMS( quick 
mail service), there is all worlds of the safe-deposit vault tightly 
Road. You will be arrive to be responsible for knowing that wide track 
is more to count once small package is what send out the outside. 

payment method: Bidpay, the cashier checks, bank draft, the western 
everyone unites to the pardon. 

invite options that choice method from above of in your convenience. 
Your item( s) will be Your payment that send out what outside make 
sure. If you send out cashier check or M/Oses, please the writing Chien 
slightly your mail in news address, telephone number, your ebay of the 
ID card count that you have item Buy.