Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!

Ray wrote:
> > > On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second
> annual
> > > "Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift
> > > option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts
> around
> > > the globe.
> >
> > I don't have room for a polar bear.
>
> I'm sure you have.
> All you need is a cage abot 8' x 4' 

They're a bit larger than that.
        Male polar bears (boars) grow two to three times the size of
        female polar bears (sows). Boars weigh about 350 to more than
        650 kg (772-1,433 lb.) and are about 2.5 to 3 m (8.2-9.8 ft.)
        long (Stirling, 1988).
http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/PolarBears/pbphysical.html

> and a cannula inserted into it gall
> bladder. The chinks do it all the time,
> make yourself a bob ot two for Christmas.

I think we've over-complicated Christmas traditions enough as it is.