OT. Hey Guys, I'm a flamin' commie!

OK. So I took that political test in George's post. 
Come on, you guys all know me. I'm right of Attila the Hun!
And what do I find out? Get this. -.75 to the Left
and -1.79 toward Liberal. Cripes! I'm a liberal 
leftist! :)

Ahem, allow me to review my rightest credentials:
Constitutional strict constructionist. I believe the 
Constitution means EXACTLY what the words say. Lawyerly
arguments changing the meaning of words to contrary not
withstanding. I believe in free markets. Who wouldn't 
after the proof-in-your-face of the collapse of the USSR?
I've worked desperately against gun control and all other
such "common sense" precursors to genocide for at least
20 years now. I don't believe in killing babies to control
excess population to quiet Mathusian fears. I'm FOR the death
penalty. (Tho, I think much more care needs to be taken making 
sure those who get it really ARE guilty) 

I'm registered Republican and more than that I'm well known enough 
in the party to constantly get invitations to the R governor 
inaurgurations and a Christmas card from our RINO Gov. Taft 
every year. Hey, get THIS: I've got a personal commendation 
actually VOTED ON by the Ohio House of Representatives for my 
work fighting "gun control". It says the House members "salute 
you as one of Ohio's finest citizens." Heh, of course these are 
pot boiler resolutions sort of like flags that flew over the capital, 
but hey do YOU have one?  And they are actually voted upon and I 
heard that my then OWN representative (Uncle Tom, Ultra-liberal, 
anti-gunner and PROVEN crook) actually voted against my resolution! 
Oh well.

So how in hell, do *I* come out as liberal and leftist?

I know you don't want to hear it, but I'll tell you how anyway.
All this just shows you how FAR the media has gone to try to turn 
things leftist and liberal. You know those guys. They never
met a "gun control" law they didn't love. They wring their 
hands desperately every time they discover yet one more area
of human endeavor that isn't properly "regulated" by government.
They always support taking money from the rich at gunpoint
to distribute Robinhood-like to the so-called poor (after a
huge cut is taken first for "management", natch) And best of 
all they always suport sacrificing your rights in exchange for 
so-called security. "I'm scared! Aren't you scared too? Big Brother 
please take my rights and PROTECT ME!!!!" (Sob!)

Phooey! The bottom line, is that while the media (and dems) try 
hard to convince the American People that up is down,
the wrong is right and that centrist is way rightist, people
like George and myself and dare I say MOST of the folks
here in rmmp (I'm very happy to say) aren't liberals or commies
or any of the Marxist crap at all. (In spite of the fact that America
has adopted nearly all of points of the Comunnist Manifesto) 
We here are mostly Moderate and in the political center. Such is 
the way people with word skills use them to twist truth and describe 
us all as followers of some tin horn dictator or reincarnations of 
some Southern Sheriff.

Benj
(Please show me your papers, comrade!)

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